leaning against the oven,
watching life unfold.
It opened the window earlier
and cannot feel the breeze
against its see-through skin.
It just put a pen in its eye
but nothing happened,
the clocks just kept going
and the air was nothing but news.

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every word ever invented
sits behind a frame in an art gallery
next to a sign saying DO NOT TOUCH.
The air is glue. I cannot remember
what happened on my weekend
and cannot remember how to ask you
about yours. The weather doesn’t exist.
I can see everything: fingerprints
on the windows but not who they belong to,
a water ring on a brand new coffee table,
a packet of crisps and no-one to eat them.
A vein in my neck wants to know
about your heart and how it works
and you want to know what I do
for a living.

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He struts out the door
wearing jeans tighter than his calf skin.
His glasses are thick, clean, expensive.
His quiff is a full roll of tissue paper,
his jumper a woollen cubicle door.
We meet in the corridor at the top of the pub.
I smile, he takes his phone out of his pocket
and keeps walking.
The freckles on the back of his neck
are Morse code for WHO CARES.

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He was born on a Valentine’s Day
back when there was only four TV channels.
His hair was a bouquet of roses
and his fingernails chocolates
he would one day nibble when stressed.
He only ever wore red.
He made cards for the things in his house:
Will you be my Valentine, rug?
Will you be my Valentine, spoon?
Will you be my Valentine, egg?
People called him Cupid, but he was real,
just ask the strangers he shot with a smile
when he realised they were looking his way.

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They’re in the pub,
chatting like everything is fine.

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We’re reading a book and a kite
is tangled in a tree.
A pig has decided to climb up
and save it. His trotters look unsteady
on the bark that’s bending
under his weight and it’s raining.
We’re startled by the noise
of an ambulance outside.
The windows show us grey clouds
and the flat is bending under the weight.
The pig has barely moved
but he’s trying.

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so he cleaned the kitchen cupboards –
including the handles – with a fluffy pink wipe,
and scrubbed the oven door for twenty minutes
until the glass turned from dark brown
to light brown. He put a wash on.
He tidied up toy trucks and trains.
He wrote poems without a pen to let the words
disappear.
Being busy will help the passing of time.
He trimmed his beard, stared at the mirror.
He popped the blackheads on his nose
long enough to let a few scars show.
Men will often turn to a project
to help assuage the feelings.

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He enjoys making carparks out of vehicles,
lining up pigs like a Post Office queue.
He likes Weetabix, then Shreddies, then
Cornflakes, then Rice Pops in his bowl.
He needs milk with a red tractor on the label.
He needs his farm to live on his desk.
He needs popcorn during football and an orange
during the Gruffalo. He clumps yellow magnets
together and makes snakes out of the red,
purple, green, and blue. He needs order,
the way the middle follows the beginning
and comes before an end.

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She’s sweeping the path
at the front of her house,
cheeks not quite as pink as her fleece.
Leaves sit on top of one another
like worries
she thought had gone last year.

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There was a man in the café who looked
like a bald Rick Astley. The sky was the colour
of my red jacket earlier. Mini Eggs are £1.25
this year. The pub’s book club has chosen
Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five.
It turns out the Hollies sang the song
I like in that montage in Remember the Titans
when the team go on a winning streak
and become friends. I saw a dog
that looked like a cat. Burts Crisps do
a surf and turf flavour. Dougie’s still alive.
I found my green hat. A woman I met
with your name paid £2.45 for one red pepper
from the grocer’s, she has no idea why.

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