Every me

I didn’t have the courage
to paint my teenage fingernails black
so I wore polished, buckled loafers
and peppermint Ben Sherman shirts
sneaking into nightclubs.
Toffee vodka was my eyeliner,
Ozzy Osbourne’s bat was a chicken kebab
lying on my vacuumed bedroom carpet
screaming midnight David Gray lyrics.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘Every Me and Every You’ by Placebo.

Chirp

You’ve got boy band written all over you today,
black skinny jeans and the dance move freedom
of no-one watching. You are the tall one at the back
who can’t sing, but with the torso to pull off
the no top and thin chain look. Your stage is
the flat window overlooking the audience of
our little town. A nest of birds stuffed in the chimney
of a secondhand furniture shop are chirping with you,
reminding you to keep singing,
especially when people are watching.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘The Man Who Can’t Be Moved’ by The Script.

The Space

A woolly mammoth charges into Cheadle Hulme
Costa Coffee and whacks a few cheese sandwiches
across the cafe before they had the chance
to become toasties. It plunges a tusk
into a triple chocolate muffin
and the other one into the barnet of a bloke
pretending to write a novel. A queue of customers
start running towards the exit and the staff
apologise profusely. A lady near the back of the room
doesn’t flinch. She sips her decaf latte
and gestures to the empty seat beside her
with an open palm. The mammoth drops its trunk
onto her table and slaps her lemon drizzle cake
off its plate. The mammoth growls and the lady
gives it the space to keep growling
until it’s ready to join her in a game of Code Words.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘Send Me On My Way’ by Rusted Root.

Have You Got Used To The Northern Weather Yet?

I sip fruity ale and say it rained in London –
the sort of rain you couldn’t see through
or the kind a film character would have to
hold a newspaper above their head
while running from the bus to the office.
I say it rained harder and longer growing up
down south between summers of pogo sticks
and drawing wonky tennis courts on cul de sacs
with Jason’s dad’s chalk. I say it rained
one Christmas Day. I sat in my room and played
Crash Bandicoot with one hand
in a tub of Salt and Vinegar Pringles. It’s true,
it rains every single day up here,
for at least 20 seconds. It’s important for my son
to see it come and go and to see me
let it wash down my face.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘Tears Are In Your Eyes’ by Yo La Tengo.

I Can’t Remember

There’s a chunk out of my left shin
from a log or slide or swing from a dead park
I can’t remember. There’s a white scar
on my big toe from a glass bomb stacking
the dishwasher in the break of EastEnders
or Heartbeat or Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night
Takeaway I can’t remember. There’s a flash
in my skull from a pogo stick or a tennis racquet
or the sword of a 13-year-old pirate I can’t remember.
There’s a fallen bridge over an ancient stream
leading to a rejected kiss I can’t remember.
There’s a front door in my chest to a house
with the bedroom of a goalkeeper who stood
by my side until the air was stolen from his legs
and I can’t remember what I can’t remember.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘I’m On Your Side’ by Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats.

Swimming Lesson

I’ve started swimming three times a week.
I don’t know why – just as much as
I don’t know what I am doing – but thrashing
my legs and punching my arms, lifting
my nose out of the water and back in,
feeling my cells, my heart, my instincts
refuse to drop like a black, rubber brick is
a useful reminder that at least my body thinks
dying might not be a good idea.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Written while listening to ‘Swim Until You Can’t See Land’ by Frightened Rabbit.

Bold

I went on the TV show MasterChef and cooked nothing.
Gregg Wallace yelled enthusiasm at my “bold decision”
and John Torode beamed how he’d never seen anything
like it. The other contestants were stunned as I secured
a semi final place. I folded my apron, slipped it into my bag,
and went back to the hotel to tell my family the news
and apologise I couldn’t be home sooner.

Carl Burkitt 2024

Five stars

I like writing poems in a miniature notepad
in the cinema hoping
people think I’m a movie reviewer.
I put the pen’s end in my mouth
and raise my head slightly
to pretend I’m thinking of a clever metaphor
about the lead actor before writing
something about the foldable seats
looking like gravestones.
When I know someone is looking my way
at a particularly poor moment in the film
I shake my head and mouth “five stars”
while writing how the dropped
popcorn sprayed out across the dark floor
looks like a dying galaxy.

Carl Burkitt 2024