The fit boy at school just got married

There is not a BMX or pair of Vans
in this barn. He is not wearing Kurt Cobain jeans
and his top button is done up. I just saw him
tuck his shirt in. A guy I know who once ate pizza
in his pants in my living room is Tweeting
about a few-day residential he’s just been on
with his primary school. He’s drinking ale
because he is old enough to be a teacher.
Brimful of Asha just came on
and I’m wondering if I’m going to be wedgied.

© Carl Burkitt 2022

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