lTHE GP: Thank you for telling me.
THE MAN WEARING THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT:
That’s OK. I can’t lie, I’m sitting
on a roadside right now and it’s 11pm
and giant BBQ Hula Hoops exist
and the man with no hair and a white t-shirt is
whistling the Match of the Day theme tune
and I am yet to do to myself
what I’ve always wanted to and Volvic Water
tastes like Evian Water and the man
with no hair and a white t-shirt is whistling
and oh my goodness 24 hours is custard
and bloody hell a man in a North Face Jacket
just walked past with a thumbs up
and a Get up, go home, you’ll be fine.
THE GP: Goodbye.
© Carl Burkitt 2022