Blue Suit is thinking of getting his dumbbells
out of the garage but his wife says he has to
remove the rowing machine from the box room
if he isn’t going to use it. Grey Suit has started
incorporating a three mile walk to and from
the gym every morning. Look, he’s done 1,200
calories already today. Blue Suit says he can’t
do it early in the morning because he’s too knackered.
Grey Suit says he gets it but you just have to get up
and do it. Blue Suit knows. Grey Suit asks Blue Suit
if he’s enjoying the job. Blue Suit goes to answer,
but Grey Suit says it doesn’t feel like a job
if you’re working with guys you can talk to,
especially with the unrealistic expectations they set.

© Carl Burkitt 2022