Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
I can’t remember who said that.
When I was having lunch in IKEA last week
I saw the high chair we own
and thought, They must’ve got that from IKEA.
I have a scar on my right arm
after a blonde curly boy sliced it
with the blade of a pencil sharpener
before football training.
He said, Stick your arm out, so I did.
When my wife left Timpson today
with two new keys after two minutes
I thought, Nice one.

© Carl Burkitt 2021