Written using sentences found by searching
for ‘punch’ in my WhatsApp search bar
I had an instant hot flush
and punch in the gut feeling.
It’s not every day you get punched
in the arm by some random bloke in Sainsburys.
He punched me in the heart.
The punching nun puppet?
It’s amazing what you can do
with pipe cleaners and a hole punch,
hard liquor and a punching bag.
I’m pretty confident
you’ll never actually punch him.
Want to punch my kisses?
© Carl Burkitt 2021