Business names with puns,
like Jason Donervan,
make me want to meet the owner.
I want to know what came first,
the business or the pun.
I want to know if they smile
every time they see their sign.
I want to know if they can handle
the small talk from new customers,
I see what you did there!
Your name is funny!
I want to know if they use puns
for other stuff, like their pet’s name
or to explain how they’re feeling sad.
I want to know if they’re OK.

© Carl Burkitt 2020