I’ve never liked flannel shirts.
When did Frank Skinner
have a baby with Peter Crouch?
Did he just order a portion of chips
after already eating a burger and chips
and onion rings?
Jeremy Clarkson looks younger than I thought.
He fiddles with his wedding ring a lot.
He’s definitely pretending to read that book.
I wonder if he’s the kind of guy
who looks in the mirror and asks his reflection
questions he doesn’t want the answer to.
It won’t be long until he has to shave that head.

© Carl Burkitt 2020