Gotta catch ’em all

From BBQ sauce
to treacle
to caramel
to mint sauce
to pesto
to piccalilli
to Colman’s
to Dijon
to scrambled egg.
Your bumhole
is the most confusing
Pokémon in the world.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

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