Made a risotto. Driven a car.
Enjoyed a bath. Shaved my head.
Successfully wiped my arse sitting down.
Disliked my voice in the shower.
Won the lottery.
Properly got rid of my stammer.
Bought an animal.
Screamed as loudly as I’d like.
Finished a sudoku.
Pulled a moonie at a funeral.
Admitted how hard I find things.
Peeled off my skin and removed some ribs
to make an umbrella.
Not puked after tequila.
Genuinely been happy with a mirror.
Held a snake.
© Carl Burkitt 2020