Excuse me sir, can I see your letter again?
Of course, here it is.
You see, it says here your appointment is the 19th.
That’s correct, 5 o’clock, I’m a little early!
I’m afraid you’re quite early. Today is the 18th.
Not to worry, I’ll see you tomorrow.
No, please, let me see if there’s a free appointment.
You’re in luck!
Such civility before I heard one explain to the other
how he had to shove a camera up his arse.
© Carl Burkitt 2020