I hope no one is reading this.
I hope they’re all smiling at penis-shaped clouds.
I hope they’re losing at Scrabble.
I hope they’re cooking a fresh meal.
I hope they’re cooking a dirty ready meal.
I hope they’re completing a jigsaw or starting
a jigsaw or buying a jigsaw or selling a jigsaw.
I hope they’re crying.
I hope they’re inventing dog names.
I hope they’re practicing their autograph.
I hope they’re whistling the Changing Rooms theme.
I hope they’re doing nothing.
I hope no one is reading this.

© Carl Burkitt 2020