Woefully underqualified

I can feel a promotion looming.
Something like Co-Director of the Universe,
Chief Executive of Skull Protection,
PR Director of Your Achievements. I’m set for
Digital Media Officer of Expanding Limbs Limited,
Arse-Wiper of the Stars, PA to Zeus.
I’m gonna be Administrator of Numbers and Shapes
Finance Director of Future Endeavours,
Head Deer in Headlights.
I can feel a promotion looming and I’m woefully
underqualified. But then we all lie on our CV.

© Carl Burkitt 2020

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