Bottle opener. Cheese grater.
I love perfectly literal names.
Hand wash. Tooth brush.
Names that don’t bother messing about.
Flying ants. Orange juice. DVD case.
Names like that make me
wonder what I should be called.
Conscious organ sack. Breathing flesh skeleton.
Poo chef. Walking worry beast. Oxygen hotel.
Future hearse passenger. Theme park for blood.

© Carl Burkitt 2020