Patton Oswalt
Spent a week in the Cotswolds.
No-one recognised him, truth be told,
But he didn’t mind. It was nice.
He was a little surprised people didn’t
Recognise him when he asked the landlord
Of a little pub to put an episode of
The King Of Queens on the telly
And sat directly under the screen as it played.
But he didn’t really mind. It was nice.

© Carl Burkitt 2020