1. Get A New Job Every Day
2. Learn To Play Guitar With Your Ears
3. Run 500 Million Miles
4. Eat More Fruit Flavoured Chocolate
5. Write A Novel An Hour
6. Learn A New Language To Swear In
7. Get A Mortgage To Buy A Birdhouse
8. Get New Eyes
9. Get A New Face
10. Get A New Head
11. Get New Bones
12. Replace All Your Skin
13. Eat Vegetables Via The Arse
© Carl Burkitt 2019