8/11/19 – Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay made some soup.
First he boiled up a few
Leeks and potatoes
Then mushed it all up
With a vegetable stock.
After 45 minutes
He yelled his insecurities
(And a pinch of salt and pepper)
Into the thick, IDIOT broth.
It tasted like UTTER DOG SHIT
And he FUCKING LOVED IT.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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