Wayne Rooney had no plans for the night,
So stayed in and thought about his old goals.
He thought about that one he scored with his head
And that one he scored with his foot
And that one he scored with his other foot
And that one he scored from a tough angle
And that other one he scored with his head.
He loved thinking about all his old goals,
So much so he grab his old balls
And thought about scoring again.

© Carl Burkitt 2019