Avril Lavigne
Fell in a latrine.
She was completely
Covered in piss and shit.
Completely.
A week later, roughly,
A young lad on a skateboard
Rolled up next to the latrine
And pulled Avril out by one of her
Disgustingly smelly hands.
And that’s how Sk8er Boi was written.
Yep.

© Carl Burkitt 2019