Macaulay Culkin
Was home alone
And pretty bored,
So set himself
Loads of booby traps.
He got shot in the groin by a BB gun,
Burnt his hand on a hot door-knob,
Got covered in glue and blasted with feathers
And was hit in the face by a paint can.
It was very unpleasant
And a bad example to set for kids.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
