Formula One driver Fernando Alonso
Loved saying “I’m gonzo!”
When leaving a pit stop.
He’d say before going to sleep too.
And leaving any shop.
He’d say it when getting off a bus
And when he reaching peak drunkenness.
He promised all his mates
He’d say it if he was ever sent to prison
As the court guards dragged him to his cell.
He couldn’t wait!

© Carl Burkitt 2019