2/7/19 – Lohan

Lindsay Lohan
Was never a fan
Of being too early to things.
It made her feel all embarrassed.
Likewise, Lindsay Lohan
Was never a fan
Of being too late.
It made her feel all rude.
That’s why she always
Put the bins out
In the middle of the week
When collection day was Sunday,
If you’re wondering.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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