1. Violin Violence
2. Scare Drum
3. Flute Up Your Shoot
4. Knife Through Your Harp
5. Say Cello Wave Goodbye
6. Trombones and Bits of Flesh
7. Bass to the Face
8. Marimba Murder
9. Tambourine Death Machine
10. Die-lophone
11. Oboe Up Your Nose
12. Piccolo in Your Dickolo
13. Glockenspiel in Your Cockenspiel
© Carl Burkitt 2019