CONDIMENTS & “COMPLIMENTS” by The Inappropriately Overfamiliar Customers

1. Ketchup Please, Cutie
2. Brown Sauce Please, Babes
3. Mayo Please, Marvellous
4. Tartar Please, Treacle
5. Mustard Please, M’Lovely
6. Hot Sauce Please, Handsome
7. BBQ Please, Buddy
8. Teriyaki Please, T’rific
9. Wasabi Please, Wonderful
10. Hoisin Please, Honey
11. Honey Please, Hoisin
12. Aioli Please, Awesome
13. Chutney Please, Charming

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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