When his Mum called his Dad “Golden Balls”
He was 8 years old.
When his Dad had a skinhead
He was 0 years old.
When his Dad tripped up Diego Simeone
He was -2 years old.
When all his mum wanted was a zigazig ah
He was -4 years old.
When he woke up this morning
Brooklyn Beckham was 19 years old.

© Carl Burkitt 2019