24/1/19 – Diamond

Neil Diamond wished his surname
Was nominative deterministic,
So he punched his front teeth out,
Cut his big toes off,
Tore his eyeballs out
And replaced them all with diamonds.
He looked awful.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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