18/1/19 – Costner

The cat of Kevin Costner
Was so dirty he washed her.
He washed her head and paws,
Not one, but all four,
Then her tail and her legs
And then back to her head
Because trust me,
The bonce on that kitty
Was absolutely filthy
And smelt borderline shitty.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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