16/11/18 – Scholes

Paul Scholes
Found three new moles.
In the garden, I mean,
Not on his skin.
They were pretty dangerous though
When he let them in.
They nibbled the carpets
Destroyed his football boots
And tore up his shins.
Good job he’d already retired, eh?

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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