Jason Statham was a bit of a stats man.
But only when it came to ham.
He had stats about the whole pig, in fact.
Like, number of bacons you get in a pack,
Or how many sausages you get in a pack,
Or how much gammon you get in a pack.
Yeah, it’s true,
Jason Statham was a real stats man
But only when it came to ham.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
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