“Can I buy you a beer?”
“I don’t know, can you?!”
“Well, yes. Would you like one?”
“I don’t know if I’ll like it, I’ve not tasted it yet!”
“Right. I’m going to buy myself a beer. Shall I get you one?”
“Nah, I don’t drink.”
“Prick…”
© Carl Burkitt 2018
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