26/8/18 – McCarthy

Melissa McCarthy
Ate some Linda McCartney sausages.

Despite having no meat
They were a pleasure to eat,

But she couldn’t tell
If that was because of their taste

Or the fact she’d wrapped them in bacon
And smoked salmon paste.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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