20/8/18 – Garfield

Andrew Garfield pretended he was born in 1978.
He told people his favourite food was lasagne.
He bought a teddy bear and called it Pooky.
He said lots of sarcastic things.
He cleaned his head by licking his hands and rubbing them on his head.
You know, like a cat.
He was pretending to be the cat Garfield because his surname was Garfield.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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