Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Hated hellos, alrights and hiyas.

He hated s’ups, and ‘ow dos,
Yos and good afternoon to yous.

He hated bonjours, guten tags,
Evenings ladies and easy lads.

He simply hated all kinds of greeting
So turned down invites to any kind of meeting.

© Carl Burkitt 2018