26/7/18 – Bullock

Sandra Bullock scoffed a Tunnock’s teacake.
She made the mistake of eating three more.
And then six more.
And then eight more.
And then two more.
And then eleven more.
And then one more.
And then two more.
Once she was done, she watched Speed 2 and laughed at how shit it was.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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