13/7/18 – Ford

Harrison Ford felt bored
So bought a Ford
And drove it into a Fjord.

A kind Norwegian said:
“Need a hand getting out?”
And Harrison screamed:
“Piss off! I’ll do it of my own accord!”

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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