10/7/18 – Simpson

Jessica Simpson
Painted herself yellow,
Grabbed a slingshot
And said: “Eat my shorts, man!”

She giggled in the mirror
And then took the joke too far
As she chopped a finger off both of her hands.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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