26/6/18 – Grande

Ariana Grande
Ordered a “grande”,
But when it arrived
The coffee was too small.
So she sent it back and ordered a “tall”,
Which turned out even smaller!
So she demanded to see the manager
To have a bit of a venti
And once she was done yelling
He gave her a “trenta”,
Which was plenty.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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