21/6/18 – William

Prince William
Grabbed his water gun
And shot Prince Harry in the face.

He forgot to check the chamber
And was annoyed to discover
It wasn’t filled with water,
But the leftovers of his favourite veal paste.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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