You know when you meet someone you know you should like, but for some reason you just don’t? Well, that’s exactly how all Christmas Creatures feel when they meet the Good King Wenceslassie.
Maybe it’s the hound’s beautiful fur. Or its love of helping those less fortunate. Or the fact it never stops bloody singing. Whatever it is, this mutt gets proper slagged off behind its back.
© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849