Possibly the most pointless of Christmas Creatures.

A thin little thing, the Christmas Caardvark is neither hated nor loved. It merely exists because no-one has been bothered to suggest we do away with it all together.

Expect this waste of space to be extinct within a matter of years.

© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849

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(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)