The Candy Crane is unreal. Standing at 20 foot tall with a 15 foot wing span, this razor beaked, red and white striped meat eater has the abilities to be the king of the Christmas Creatures.
Being wrapped head-to-toe in plastic renders it nigh on useless, as it remains bed bound and friendless – except for the thousands of ants that crawl all over it.
© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849
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