What a bloody pervert. Mistletoads can be found creeping around at night time, hunting down lovers of all kinds. Too afraid to embark on having sex itself, this filthy little Christmas Creature prefers to gawp at others in the throes of passion.

As it watches all sorts of unsavoury acts, the Mistletoad strokes its leafy skin with one hand and sneaks photos with the other.

© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849


(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)

(Illustration by Darrell Swainston)

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