A rouge-schnozzed aquatic mammal. Feeds on the gullible and kind-hearted.

Too smart for its own good, this Christmas Creature isolates itself from everything in the ocean as its quick wit and holier-than-thou attitude translates as arrogant arsery.

Its unnecessary antlers help prey see it swimming a mile off, as well as making it look a total bellend.

© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849


(Illustration by Sam Schafer)

(Illustration by John Daglish)

(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)

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