A rouge-schnozzed aquatic mammal. Feeds on the gullible and kind-hearted.
Too smart for its own good, this Christmas Creature isolates itself from everything in the ocean as its quick wit and holier-than-thou attitude translates as arrogant arsery.
Its unnecessary antlers help prey see it swimming a mile off, as well as making it look a total bellend.
© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849
(Illustration by Sam Schafer)
(Illustration by John Daglish)
(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)