Andy adored Aaron
Billy bathed Barry
Connie cheered Carrie
Derrick delighted Danny
Eric elevated Eve
Fanny fixed Frank
Gabby Googled Gertie
Heidi helped Hayley
India idolised Ingrid
Jenny joined Joan
Kenneth kept Kevin
Larry loved Libby
Malcolm moved Mandy
Norma nurtured Nina
Oscar overjoyed Ollie
Polly prepped Penny
Quincy quoted Quinn
Rita revered Roger
Simon serenaded Suzie
Terry tickled Tommy
Ulbricht uplifted Ulrica
Vinnie valued Vera
Wally waltzed Walter
Xander x-rayed Xavier
Yakub yearned Yannick
Zelda zested Zachary

© Carl Burkitt 2016

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