An A to Z of why humans are awful

Aaron assaulted Andy
Barry bashed Billy
Carrie cut Connie
Danny drowned Derrick
Eve endangered Eric
Frank fingered Fanny
Gertie gunned Gabby
Hayley harassed Heidi
Ingrid injured India
Joan jousted Jenny
Kevin killed Kenneth
Libby launched Larry
Mandy munched Malcolm
Nina nailed Norma
Ollie objectified Oscar
Penny porked Polly
Quinn quashed Quincy
Roger rifled Rita
Suzie slammed Simon
Tommy touched Terry
Ulrica unnerved Ulbricht
Vera vanquished Vinnie
Walter wanked Wally
Xavier xeroxed Xander
Yannick yanked Yakub
Zachary zapped Zelda

© Carl Burkitt 2016

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