Cornwall. 17th June 2014. 23.00pm – Kick off.

Barbara, 96, and Hazel, 94, sit on the sofa, both clutching an empty litre bottle of Smirnoff Vodka.

HAZEL: …

BARBARA: …

HAZEL: (Burps)

BARBARA: …

HAZEL: …

BARBARA: Poo…Tin

HAZEL: …HA!

© Carl Burkitt 2014