Brazil vs Mexico (Group A)

Cornwall. 17th June 2014. 20.00pm – Kick off.

Barbara, 96, is sat on the sofa daydreaming about fajitas. Hazel, 94, is in the kitchen reluctantly cooking too many fajitas.

BARBARA: HAZEL!

HAZEL: YES?

BARBARA: THOSE FAJITAS READY YET?

HAZEL: NO.

BARBARA: AWW HURRY UP, I WANT FAJITAS.

HAZEL: HAVE SOME PATIENCE.

Barbara twiddles her thumbs for a few seconds.

BARBARA: HAZEL

HAZEL: NO, THEY’RE NOT READY YET.

BARBARA: PLEASE HURRY, I REALLY WANT FAJITAS, I’VE WANTED FAJITAS ALL DAY.

HAZEL: YES, I KNOW, I MISSED THE END OF THE BELGIUM GAME TO GO TO THE SHOP TO BUY ALL OF THE STUFF AND HAVE SPENT THE LAST 30 MINUTES MAKING MY OWN SALSA AND GUACAMOLE.

BARBARA: …PLEASE HURRY

HAZEL: …

BARBARA: …I REALLY WANT FAJITAS.

HAZEL: JESUS CHRIST!

Hazel walks into the living room with a huge serving dish piled high with fajitas and places them on the coffee table in front of Barbara.

HAZEL: There you go, your majesty.

BARBARA: Oh.

HAZEL: What?

BARBARA: …Nothing.

HAZEL: Go on, what?

BARBARA: Are these fajitas?

HAZEL: Yes.

BARBARA: Right.

HAZEL: Why?

BARBARA: What are those meat things you put between a roll?

HAZEL: What meat things?

BARBARA: Kind of disc shaped. You can have them with cheese, or bacon sometimes.

HAZEL: Burgers?

BARBARA: Yes! Burgers!

HAZEL: What about them?

BARBARA: I wanted burgers.

© Carl Burkitt 2014

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