Jesus’s mortgage advisor was
dead chuffed with himself.
“We’re almost there now, sir,” he smiled.
“Just a few I’s left to dot and T’s to cross…”
An awkward silence hung in the air
as the mortgage advisor
squirmed in his chair.
“OK, Tony,” he said.
“And then I can finally stop being a thorn in your side!”
The pair chuckled and clinked their coffees
before Jesus finished his tuna sandwich.
© Carl Burkitt 2013