I’d wish you a wonderful somethingday

for Alicia

If I knew you loved The King’s Speech,
I’d wish you a wonderful Firthday.

If I knew you loved Western Australia,
I’d wish you a wonderful Perthday.

If I knew you loved the planet,
I’d wish you a wonderful Earthday.

If I knew you loved a wide set penis,
I’d wish you a wonderful Girthday.

But all I know is you like shit jokes,
so here’s to a punderful Birthday!

© Carl Burkitt 2013

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